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Lynx: Smell The Same As Everyone Else!

April 21, 2010

If you are a male, you live in Australia and you don’t want to smell like a pile of dirt sexed up by a homeless man then you only have one real choice, you use the antiperspirant spray lynx. In all seriousness what other body spray option is there? They should change their tag line to “You can use Lynx or FUCK OFF!”

After some inspection of the fragrances they offer I find myself a tad worried. The first being Phoenix, wow that sounds sexy and mysterious you’re probably thinking. Well you would be wrong. Phoenix’s were originally a mythical bird originating from Persian and Greek Mythology, who would combust into flames until they were nothing more than a pile of ashes where a new bird would rise from these ashes. Now the contents of deodorant are notoriously flammable so I don’t want to be sitting in a uni lecture or working at my night job of meth labs. Just minding my own business when I suddenly explode in a glorious ball of fire, only difference is I wont rise from the ashes. Perhaps this is the orgin of the spontaneous combustion urban legends? I think I just solved another mystery, your welcome society.

Maths has never been so sexy

One last thing to note of this brand of deodorant is the mathematical equation which is located on the back of most cans. I don’t know who figured this out but they need to se a calculator or double check their answers because whenever I try it I get something like this.

But maths is usually this sad

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