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In the Year 2020

August 10, 2009

These are just some general predictions and hopes of things that will have happened by the year 2020.

Channel 10 will change it’s name to “channel reality T.V………oh yeah and the Simpsons”

Swine flu will just be a fond memory. As now the biggest heath threat is Zombie flu.

The procrastinating masses will have given up on solving global warming. Instead embracing the tropical 40-degree average temperature and the new beaches in the mountains.

Madonna will turn 61, while her face will look 40, her legs will look 50 and her cosmetic surgeon will overtake Bill Gates as the richest man in the world.

Amy whinehouse will become clean and discover the lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

Larry King will still be broadcasting his talk show. After a THOUSAND YEARS of broadcasting

Sarah Palin will achieve the record for the fastest check out chick at her new job at Kmart.

We will discover there is life on other planets, however they are just the French.

Jamaica will reveal themselves as the new world super power, revealing that they had weapons of mass destruction all along, but they tell us “it’s all coooooool man…chill out”

Paris Hilton will be eaten by wolves.

Arnold Schwarzenegger will still be the governor of California. He will also have saved the state from three robot attacks from the future and helped a little boy get the robot toy he always wanted for Christmas.

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2 comments

  1. Don’t forget that during his 11th term as Governator it will be revealed that Arnold has a twin brother who looks remarkably like Danny DeVito.

    WordPress does podcasting automatically if you link the files right, I could set up the feed. Also, there are numerous plugins.

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  2. Oi, WP ripped out my links.

    http://codex.wordpress.org/Podcasting
    http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/podcasting/



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